No Milk Please

last friday, august 10th, i went to see my friend jason b. at the theatre building on belmont. he was a guest performer in maura pheney's cabaret show "All That and Maura". i've known jason for a while now, and even though we hang out at roscoe's or spin and watch videos and sing along with them (jason's specialty is britney songs), i've never seen him sing onstage. it was a weird, because most of the time we just goof around with the songs when we hang out, maybe a half-hearted attempt on some of the dance moves, or in jason's case, his rendition of "Oops, I Did it Again." the show was funny and very intimate, maura picked some of her favorite showtunes and pop songs. i had a few beers during the show (it was BYOB) and i was ready to bust out by the time the show is over. i usually refrain from drinkin anything during a show or movie, because going to the bathroom is like announcing, "my bladder is so full that i can't sit here any longer so i will stand up and block your view and make a commotion leaving the show and then bother you again as i come back later to my seat." thank god the show was only an hour and a half long, i wouldn't have been able to make it.