America Online, if you didn't exist, the gay men will have to invent you. otherwise, where will we put all our talents for coming up with a meaningful screen name in 15 characters or less? apparently, license plates are too restricting...
Top Ten Words Used in Gay AOL Screen Names:
10. "Bottom" as in HotBottm, BottomGuy4U
- probably the most truthful about their stats--they're tellin it like it is.
9. Clothing Brand as in GapStud, NYAbercrbie, JCrew4u, PradaKid
- i have no personality so i am depending on my clothes to fool you into thinking i do.
8. "Hung" as in HungGymStud, TopHung, HorsHung
- 8 inches, 3 inches, who can tell the diff?
7. "Bareback" as in ChiBBTop, BarebackBttm,
- i'm irresponsible and you're stupid enough to let me take advantage of you.
6. "Beef" as in BeefyBoy, ChiBeefnBriefs, BeefyJock
- ex-"athlete" gone to seed (i.e., i'm 5'6", 500LBs)
5. "Boy" as in NYKid, JockStrapBoy, SFBoi, BoyBoiBoyeeeeee
- i'm 38 years old and i act like i am 13
4. "Versatile" as in VersGuy, HotVersDude
- i can be a top, but it's too much trouble.
3. "Top" as in MascTop, Top4UAll, TopOfTheWorld, TopHungJock
- i'm a BOTTOM.
2. "Jock" as in JockStud, HungJock, JockinNY
- i play table tennis.
1. "Bi" as in BiJock, BiAltanta, TopBiGuy
- i'm gay, gay, GAY.
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