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A man comes into reality TV show producer Mark Burnett’s office. He says, “I have a great concept for a reality show.”Mark says in his British accent, “Hit me.”
The man says, "We bring in a pastor’s family: husband and wife, their son, daughter and their cute golden retriever."
"The pastor beats up his wife and punches her in the face until she’s cut and bleeding. Then he face-fucks her until he reaches orgasm and comes on her face, the jizz mixing in with the blood. He ties her up in a chair and brings in his daughter and starts fucking her while his wife watches. After he’s done he ties up his daughter and brings in his son. The father forces the son to fuck his daughter and when the son is done, the father starts fucking him. Then he brings in the dog and makes the dog fuck the wife, the daughter and the son, and then he fucks the dog."
Mark sits there stunned.
Then he says, “I like it! It’s fresh, it’s ground-breaking!” He jumps out of his black leather chair and starts pacing. “We may have to blur and bleep out some parts but I think it will be a hit!” He turns to the man and asks, “What do you call it?”
The man says, “The Republicans.”
“Perfect! What about a sequel? Any ideas about that?” asks Mark.
“Absolutely!” says the man, “For the sequel, we bring in a black family and do the same thing except the wife will be pregnant and the father will perform an abortion. We’ll call it The Democrats.”
That’s it. That’s the movie. I just saved you $10. It is quite literally a one-joke movie. And before you go all lunatic on me and start flaming this post, I want to mention that everything I wrote here is in the movie* except Mark Burnett. I also left out the part about the n*ggers and Jesus coming back to earth to fuck everyone.
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* This is my version of the joke. It didn't appear in the movie, but it contains elements that were used throughout the movie.
The Aristocrats joke as told by Eric Cartman
The Aristocrats Movie Page at Yahoo!
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