"How does it feel to be 29?" I asked my boyfriend Brian. "Do you feel any older?"
"Nope," he said confidently. "Besides," he continued, tapping his temple, "it's all up here."
"Yeah, it's all up there alright," I laughed. "But once 'up there' starts thinning, it's hard to tell yourself you're not getting older." I pointed to my own receding hairline.
"Then you notice that your knees groan when you walk up the stairs, your lungs protest at running after the bus and your eardrums balk at the relentless booming bass at dancefloor."
I gave him a kiss. "Happy birthday, babes. Next year, we'll start saving for hair plugs, just in case..."
Last year, I gave my boyfriend a birthday nookie
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