These are ten presents I gave myself today:
1. Squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.
2. Not cleaning the litterbox.
3. Not throwing out the garbage.
4. Not shaving. My legs.
5. Wearing jeans to work (because I can).
6. Coming half an hour late to work.
7. Not returning any phone calls.
8. Ignoring the jammed copier.
9. Reading your blog.
10. Leaving half an hour early from work.
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